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Idle Mining Co. Idle Mining Co.

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad. Only problem is - miner faces.God. Freaking damn it. Creepy as hell. Could you, perhaps, give them neutral expressions for faces, instead of stuck "rapist face" expressions?


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GroZZleR responds:

I laughed. My artist? Not so much. I don't think "rapist face" was exactly her intention when conceiving the characters.


Coinbox Hero Coinbox Hero

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow

Perfect ending for such a game - same level of brainless poop covered in poptart just like entire game. But hell, loads of fun, and totally unexpected ending.


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Youda Survivor 2 Youda Survivor 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

BLAAAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!!!

-Author comence authotol lais!
-W..T...F?

Listen you F###-TAR#S - get the F### outta here to your commerced miniclip and sell your f###ing shit there!
This is free portal, of free artists, which producing good games, as well as crappy games for free. or, well at least free to play but with some small payable features (multiplayer section). Your crap - is f###ing casual bullshit. GO TO HELL!!!



p.i.g p.i.g

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice Portal game with very suitable (2d) portals

Spent ~ 2 hours, but passed all tests. Also pig+ can be cheated by jumping (without pigs) so basically i done it fast. Thanks and keep it up.


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Notebook Wars 2 Notebook Wars 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Too easy

Man, this one is TOO easy. I mean VERY easy. I beated entire game (after 5-6 map) on 5th chopper with upgraded minigun (prelast level) and no problems. Money autocollecting, weapons powerful, enemies armored but not well gunned.
My tip - download mame emulator and try mazinger z scroller. or better download raiden 2 scroller and try it - you will find that your game is too easy.



Legend of the Gold Robot Legend of the Gold Robot

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Nah, nothing special.

Well jeesh. Wierd one. Gameplay is okay, graphics makes me puke, one-line music same. Guys do something about it.



Rebuild Rebuild

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I agree with devil-trainer

But, this is first game in this title afaik.
From myself i add that there is only 1 music track, for such long game i think there is need 6+ different tracks. But this is my nip-picking. Great game
P.S. hmm.....i guess i need make a non-flash sequel on scirra's construct.


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Backyard Buzzing Backyard Buzzing

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Whoa

You need something to do with music, on the otherhand great rts-defence like game. 8/10. Keep it up.



Elite Forces:Defense Elite Forces:Defense

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

God that was annoying

First of all THAT kind of human bodies/faces which usually using in cheap 3d porn cartoons (ugly and non-sexy).
Second - annoying ambient music which not suits it not at all.
Third - peons dying like they having orgasm, not like they're actually dying. Fourth - not only human models, but entire renders are looks like shit (and don't tell me in 2008 you wasn't able to do anything with better quality).
Fifth - entire compilation and sum-up of story very blend. I'm not telling that other games like this have good stories - they're don't have them at all, and that's their advantage - no plot - only gameplay.

God this is annoying as hell looking at this crappy Models running trough shitty rendered landscapes. Also solders has captured artigact - okay we got it, what's up with those blend non-militaristic-what-the-fuck-is-thi s towers? And this is sixth - stupid design of towers which not anyhow merges with plot - plot lost from the beginning. Great huh?
Even that feature with de-facto moving tower don't saves game from shitting out.
Final sum-up - only upgrades system is not bad. Otherwise its blend lazy piece of crap.
Final score 3. Go learn how to use your 3dsmax.



Cosmo Worm Cosmo Worm

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Hmm

What can i say. Graphics are stiff, music is simple, gameplay is primitive. Man,
you started in right direction but there is tonns of ways to make it better.